Cornwall fete ·
Port Mallory Harbour Fete
Crab-line competitions, a lifeboat open day and pasties the size of small dinghies. The beer tent has a sea view and a queue to match.
Crab FishingLifeboat DayPasty StallBeer Tent
The verdict so far
37.5 / 50 — A proper day out
8.5
🎡 Fun Factor
7
🎟️ Value
8.5
🥥 Fete-ishisms
6.5
🍺 Beer Tent
7
🍰 Cake Stall Quality
Based on 2 ratings. Each category is scored out of 10 by fete-goers, averaged, then added up to a total out of 50.
Reviews
What people are saying
Morwenna J.
37/50
13 Jul 2026
Lifeboat day was brilliant for the children. Cake stall sold out by noon — plan accordingly.
Kai T.
38/50
13 Jul 2026
Crab-line contest is savage. Pasties enormous. Beer tent queue tested my patience.
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